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adjaan

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Sonntag, 19. Juni 2005, 16:13

....don't step on the ducks!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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Gavriel

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Montag, 20. Juni 2005, 23:32

RE: ....don't step on the ducks!

That's a nice one. Here is mine :

A husband to his wife : "today is a fine day ... what a fine day it is ... this is such a fine day ..." Finally his wife interupts him : "It's enough! I can't hear it anymore. Why do you repeat it over and over?" Husband : "Well, you once told me that one fine day you'd leave me!"

Cheers
Gavriel
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Dienstag, 21. Juni 2005, 00:10

:rofl: :lol: :thx: :megalol:
Wir verlangen, das Leben müsse einen Sinn haben,
aber es hat nur genau so viel Sinn wie wir ihm geben.
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